Fifty Shades of Godzone Green
Something
has been underway in New Zealand that would be impossible in Indonesia.
Imagine
[you probably can’t] suggesting the red and white should be replaced because
the bicolor is bland and too similar to Singapore’s.
Some Kiwis
reckoned their flag had passed its wave-by date and it’s time to hoist
another. Cheerleader for this idea has
been Prime Minister John Key.
The
traditional flag includes the Union Jack implying the nation is still a teenage
British colony. They also whinge
[complain] that the Southern Cross constellation looks like a first draft
version of Australia’s ensign.
After a
NZ$26 million [Rp 240 billion] search for alternative and a referendum, Kiwis
voted 57-43 per cent to stay with the old design.
Any country
still seeking a symbol for its identity without resorting to violence must be
laid back. Which makes it the ideal holiday destination for Indonesians seeking
cal and a break from the Republic’s intense political culture and crowded
streets. My Indonesian wife calls NZ the Sleeping Beauty.
Although a
self-governing nation since 1907 Godzone [God’s own country] is still a work in
progress.
It was the
first to give women the vote and introduce pensions for all. It became a
nuclear free zone banning US warships much to the world power’s fury, and more
recently legalised same-sex marriages.
Conservatives
were distressed, but the deeply religious are now in a minority. That shouldn’t upset Indonesians considering
a visit; faith is a personal issue and tolerance levels high. Discrimination is illegal.
The first
settlers planted churches before crops and set out to create a just and fair
society with a cradle-to-grave health and social welfare system.
Their
offspring, having entered a land of milk and honey now seek fresh spiritual
succor. You’ll find beautiful old churches though largely empty. The new
buildings are temples and mosques to meet the needs of migrants.
Issues that
in other lands push snarling citizens into the streets to burn tyres and shake
fists are rare – unless the All Blacks lose. Rugby is the national religion and
the NZ team world champions – not bad for a country of only 4.5 million but 30
million sheep.
Aotearoa,
the alternative name for NZ, translates as Land of the Long White Cloud. That’s what you’ll see if the weather’s
right as your Boeing glides across what droll locals call ‘The Ditch’, the
1,500 kilometer Tasman Sea that separates NZ from Australia.
The first
Polynesian navigators who magically steered their giant canoes through
uncharted waters, made landfall about 1,000 years ago.
They
settled in the last habitable empty land on earth, found fearless flightless
birds like the kiwi and giant moa, now extinct. They became the Maori and now
form 15 per cent of the population. Their culture and language has become part
of everyday life for all.
Although
later arrivals known as Pakeha came from Britain [hence the Union Jack] NZ is
multicultural with 213 separate ethnic groups. About 5,000 Indonesians live in the country.
Be prepared
to be confused with the better known Filipinos who account for almost ten per
cent of the nation’s half million Asians.
A quarter of the country’s population was born overseas.
Indonesia
and NZ, though physically distant, are shaky isles sharing places on the
Pacific Rim of Fire.
Homesick
visitors hankering for familiar sights will enjoy the topography of towering
volcanoes and lush valleys, full of mystery and 50 shades of green. Ferns are widespread, and like the kiwi
another national symbol.
Indonesians’
hunger for anything with rice will be satisfied in the cities and bigger towns
where Asian restaurants abound.
Elsewhere it’s best to develop a taste for meat pies and tomato sauce,
and ‘filled rolls’, long buns stuffed with meats and salads.
To really
know the locals try farmstays or bed-and-breakfasts [called B and Bs]. Decoding
the vowels can be tricky. The evening
news is telecast at sex o’clock; people quaff melk and eat fesh end cheps.
The less
convivial should consider renting a self-contained motorhome with its own
kitchen, shower and toilet. If DIY [Do
It Yourself, not Yogya’s special region] doesn’t appeal, hotels and motels are
easy to find.
Tourism
challenges dairy farming as the biggest player in the economy so the country
knows how to cater for visitors. In any
town head first to the I-Site.
Funded by
local councils, I-Sites promote their district and provide free and factual
information. After touring North and
South Islands several times we’ve yet to discover a dud.
Fancy an
industrial strength vacation to expand the kids’ interests beyond
Facebook? Factories making chocolate,
beer, aluminium and other useful goods allow visits.
Keen on
culture? Museums and art galleries abound. Stop at Napier, the world’s best-preserved
Art Deco city rebuilt after the 1931 earthquake. Christchurch badly damaged in 2010 and 2011 shakes is still being
reassembled.
Thrill
seeker? Bungy jumping over deep gorges
was pioneered in NZ. So was the jet
boat, which can dash down shallow rivers that would rip apart conventional
craft.
Life’s a
beach. The islands, bigger than Java
but smaller than Sumatra, are long and narrow so the coast is always
close. Mountains form Aotearoa’s spine
and are spectacular everywhere, particularly in Fiordland in the southwest.
Department
of Conservation [DOC] offices in cities and close to the 14 national parks
covering 30,000 square kilometers, offer advice on where to go, what to do and
how to stay safe. Like Ireland, NZ has
no snakes; the only large dangerous animals are sea lions.
No chance
of getting pecked by a penguin scurrying to its burrow at nightfall in several
urban locations. However beware the
curious kea, the world’s only alpine parrot.
They rip off car aerials and windscreen wipers just to see how they
work.
Watch the
weather. Start a high-country hike on a day the pious enjoy in paradise and end
in the hell of a blinding blizzard where landmarks vanish in a world of white.
Wear the right gear and carry a phone with GPS plus a distress beacon.
Every year
a few careless and unlucky adventurers tumble into crevasses, disappear under
rockfalls or get swept away by ice slips from melting glaciers. Fortunately emergency rescue services are on
standby; read warning signs and buy an insurance policy as medical care can be
expensive.
DOC also
runs campgrounds. Those with minimal
facilities are free, the others charge between NZ$5 and NZ$20 [Rp 183,000] a
vehicle for an overnight stay.
Buy a fishing
license to try for trout in lakes and streams.
If you weep over Indonesia’s beautiful waterways polluted by plastic
trash, then NZ will show you how the amazing archipelago looked when citizens
and governments cared for the environment.
Drop garbage
outside an approved bin and risk a NZ $400 spot fine. The islands aren’t
heavily policed like China, but littering is so unacceptable bystanders
sometimes dob in [report] offenders.
Road-kill
possums are not indigenous. Imported
from Australia in the 19th century they found native birds’ eggs a
dietary delight. They gorged and
multiplied exponentially.
Now a major
poisoning program is underway and serious attempts made to help wildlife
recover. Conservationists will be happy
to explain their methods and happier still if the alien mammals become
extinct.
When did
you last see a Javanese hawk eagle in its natural habitat? In NZ patrolling hawks will watch your
wanderings, and Kiwis love you for enjoying their lovely land.
World headquarters of the verb
Wellington
is wordsville.
Streets and
parks in the New Zealand capital are named after pioneers and poets not
military men.
All nations
celebrate their warriors, but few commemorate the intellectual feats of their
creative artists. Which includes
filmmakers. The Lord of the Rings
trilogy and other big budget movies have been made here, giving the place its
moniker Wellywood.
Katherine
Mansfield, the most internationally recognized of NZ’s writers, initially found
her hometown boring; as a teenager she fled to London and lived as a bisexual
bohemian. She died of tuberculosis in
1923 aged 35.
Like
Indonesia’s heroine Kartini who lived at the same time and died young,
Mansfield was a pioneer of women’s rights.
Following
the Writers’ Walk is an essential exercise to feel the pulse of one of the
world’s most liveable and compact cities. Wander where the prose is never pedestrian and where the words of
the nation’s creative artists are set in stone and timber.
The city lies 41.29 degrees south - it’s the world’s
windiest; the Roaring Forties get funnelled through Cook Strait that separates
the North and South islands.
The geography
guarantees the weather will be fickle. Four seasons a day, joke the locals.
Poet Alistair Te Ariki Campbell wrote:
Blue rain from a clear sky.
Our world a cube of sunlight –
but to the south
the violet admonition of thunder.
NZ is the first
nation in the world to wake. When it’s almost midnight in Jakarta it’s dawn in
Wellington – tomorrow. Its place in the South Pacific with the Antarctic as
southern neighbor inspired poet Bill Manhire to locate himself – I live at the edge of the universe / like everyone else.
Maori
relationships with the Europeans started well but turned bad. The Treaty of Waitangi was signed in 1840
after 24 years of skirmish and sometimes open warfare.
Despite the
vast differences in culture and values, language and lifestyle, inter-marriage
was common. Many Maori speedily adapted
to the new reality, among them novelist Patricia Grace:
I love this city, the hills, the harbor,
the wind that blasts through it. I love
the life and pulse of activity, and the warm decrepitude … there’s always an
edge here that one must walk which is sharp and precarious, requiring
vigilance.
Only the sturdy
and determined migrants stayed, making Wellington prosper by applying the
Scottish Presbyterian principles of faith and education, determination and hard
work.
Teacher Lauris
Edmond once described her writing as ‘a confrontation with experience’ as her
poem The Active Voice shows well:
It’s true you can’t live here by chance,
you have to do and be, not simply watch
or even describe. This is the city of action, the world
headquarters of the verb.
What to expect
Indonesians need a visa to visit NZ.
Plan to
spend at least a month to properly explore the country – two weeks in each
island. Currency rates are tidal, so
check before departure,
Snow
bunnies should head for the South Island in July, and Queenstown in
particular. There are also ski fields
on the active Mount Ruapehu volcano and Mount Taranaki in the North Island.
A car ferry
links the two islands and takes three and a half hours to cross Cook Strait
through the spectacular Marlborough Sounds.
Summer
starts in December and lasts three months. Temperatures tend to be below 30
degrees. Daylight saving means the sun
doesn’t set till after 9 pm, later further south where there are chances to see
the spectacular aurora australis night show.
Fall
[autumn] can be spectacular, as the leaves of deciduous trees turn golden.
If your nirvana
is air-conditioned malls, NZ may disappoint.
For the attractions are under the sun and stars, the wild is accessible
and the air so pure you know it’s only been filtered by trees.
(First published in J-Plus - The Jakarta Post 7 May 2016)